Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The politically correct Islington lefties have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the politically correct Islington lefties. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.